sporking

sporking
1. (sporking) (9538↑, 2674↓)
The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me\!

2. (Sporking) (261↑, 82↓)
An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are [spooning], and the man gets an [erection]. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.

Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking. Jessica: Cool.

3. (Sporking) (285↑, 131↓)
Sporking is a phenomenon experienced only by the male of the species. Simply defined 'Spork' is the awkward boner that the male develops during non-sexual cuddling with a friend of the attractive sex. More specifically it is the time before the friend discovers said boner when the male has to move around a little bit to hide it. Generated from the phrase, "Innocent cuddling? Right. We all know what happens there. Spooning leads to Forking\!"

Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.

Author: the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) http://sporking.urbanup.com/2189697
4. (sporking) (114↑, 87↓)
The act of spooning with the male's reproductive organ placed inside the woman's buttcrack. Not fully inserted into the rectum, but just inserted enough so that the penis is "blanketed" by the buttocks.

hot dogs; sporking

5. (sporking) (69↑, 51↓)
verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.

Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.

6. (Sporking) (45↑, 28↓)
A kind of foreplay. Where the man has a boner while in the act of spooning.

Shannen: Baby, What's the poking me? Louis: My penis. Shannen: Oh ok. *Falls back asleep while getting sporking*

7. (sporking) (44↑, 34↓)
to stab someone with a spork

that fucker is sporking everyone

8. (Sporking) (15↑, 8↓)
The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.

9. (Sporking) (9↑, 7↓)
(v) it's like spooning with a little poky parts.

Spooning leads to sporking :)

10. (sporking) (11↑, 8↓)
The combined activites of [spooning] and [porking].

We just laid in the bed all day sporking.

11. (sporking) (1↑, 0↓)
when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."

Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex\!? Were you [sporking] me last night\!? Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor\! Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You [spoon raped] her\! [Sneak-a-spooning] is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye\!

12. (Sporking) (0↑, 0↓)
A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.

Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it. George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover. (An example of a Sporking: das-sporking[dot]livejournal[dot]com/561[dot]html)

13. (Sporking) (7↑, 11↓)
when a couple is spooning(laying to one side) and begin to have sex, still on their side. Spooning leads to forking thus sporking

dude i got lad last night\!, we were spooning and without even moving we began forking, what began as spooning turned into sporking\!

14. (Sporking) (3↑, 8↓)
Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.

Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started [sporking]\!

15. (sporking) (23↑, 28↓)
Having sex in a spooning position. It's spooning, plus forking.

We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.

16. (Sporking) (1↑, 7↓)
When two bodies lay side by side as to spoon and later find themselves forking.

Sporking...use your godamn imagination you bafoon\!

Author: Arabham Tobasco http://sporking.urbanup.com/5758788
17. (Sporking) (8↑, 15↓)
When you start off cuddling and spooning and end up having sex

Tina asked to be spooned but when Bill got a hard on, they ended up sporking instead.

18. (sporking) (10↑, 17↓)
just like spooning. the only difference is that the male subject is behind the female subject and the couple are engaged in sexual intercourse.

I was sporking last night

19. (sporking) (39↑, 48↓)
Having sex while in the [spooning] position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to [spoon].

I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.

20. (Sporking) (0↑, 12↓)
The act of spooning but with added fingers

Willemina made James a lovely strong cup of tea and on returning to bed, recieved a tender sporking from him.

21. (Sporking) (3↑, 15↓)
The act of [spooning] while simlutaneously engaging in [anal sex] with the so-called "little spoon." Can be done with guy-girl, guy-guy, girl-girl, and girl-guy. The last two are only applicable if a strap-on is available nearby.

Sarah: What's wrong with you? Lindsey: I'm sore from James sporking me last night.

22. (sporking) (7↑, 21↓)
The act of spooning with a one-legged individual, involving the intertwining of the three legs.

It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?

23. (Sporking) (2↑, 18↓)
A mixture of spooning and scissoring. Crooked spooning

Sporking is fun

24. (Sporking) (5↑, 21↓)
Spooning with your partner when you haven't clipped your toenails in awhile.

Jane never really cared much for spooning, but she really hated sporking. Ouch\!

25. (sporking) (10↑, 26↓)
the act of [spooning] and [forking] at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time. not to be confused with the utensil [spork]

\sporkingdude, pass me that spork over there. \sporkingi sporked your mom last night... \sporkingSHUT UP

26. (sporking) (7↑, 24↓)
The act of spooning and forkng at the same time. When a male and female are laying in each other like a spoon, but with their legs crossed resembling the fork.

"Why didn't you answer your phone last night?" Chill i was sporking with my gf

27. (sporking) (0↑, 18↓)
Spoken

4 D word dat has sporking through D heart N so shall i return D same Lov 2 u. My Lov 4 u ll continu 2 be just as reall like an Olive oil.

Author: Hercolena Oliver http://sporking.urbanup.com/4932430
28. (sporking) (0↑, 18↓)
The shortened version of sport fucking. Having sex outside of any context of a committed relatonship.

I am giving up sporking because I am waiting for a committed relationship.

29. (Sporking) (5↑, 23↓)
very similar to spooning, however both parties are facing each other, rather then having both facing in the same, sideways direction.

the couple wanted to see into each others eyes while spooning, so they decided to start sporking.

Author: medinaswimmer'10 http://sporking.urbanup.com/3566172
30. (Sporking) (8↑, 26↓)
The act of spooning(cuddling) with the addition of a leg laying across the little spoon(the person being spooned) of the couple

We were sporking last night while watching a movie

Author: London & Amanda http://sporking.urbanup.com/2819250
31. (sporking) (102↑, 121↓)
The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)

Bella: Did you see that American\!Werewolf\!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious\! Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night. Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach\!

32. (Sporking) (7↑, 27↓)
To spoon and then to pork(fuck)

P1: "Hey Betty, wanna spork?" P2: "Why yes Oscar, I would love to spork."

33. (sporking) (12↑, 32↓)
To attack with a [spork] utensil Joke: Too brittle. To actually attack with one. It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

34. (sporking) (15↑, 36↓)
the act of inserting combination fork/spoons (sprongs upright) into lawn of any form. When applied with much skill and large supplies of sporks, can be made very effective and is much loved by its victims.

Spork Agent 99: we are equipped with 2000 sporks and are ready for some serious sporking action.

Author: laura aka spork agent 99 http://sporking.urbanup.com/1496115
35. (sporking) (11↑, 32↓)
the act of spooning that occurs before or after sexual intercourse.

two people spoon, one gets turned on then they have sex.

36. (sporking) (7↑, 29↓)
When three people are cuddling together. Kind of like [spooning] but since there are three people it's like the prongs of a spork.

Sarah, Tom, and Ashley we're sporking last night on Sarah's bed.

37. (sporking) (3↑, 27↓)
same as spooning accept where you and the girl are facing each other

dude dave was totally sporking lori all night

38. (sporking) (4↑, 28↓)
also, bisexual spooning

Ben and John curled up cozily sporking after a long hard day of work

Author: friendfriendfriend http://sporking.urbanup.com/2244978
39. (sporking) (7↑, 32↓)
[Spooning] with the addition of a straddle

"I need a lover whos into the sporking"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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  • spork — 1. noun /spɔːk,spoʊrk,spɔrk/ An eating utensil shaped like a spoon, the bowl of which is divided into tines like those of a fork, and so has the function of both implements; some sporks have a serrated edge so they can also function as a knife. 2 …   Wiktionary

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